Online Bill Paying Prints

R. Wickert: Born at Home, Died at Home, Home Schooled. . .

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

"I can definitely give you my two cents, Sir – just let me know how you want it: Bitcoin, Paypal, or Venmo."

'It was more than my finest hour, Paltrow. It was my finest billable hour.'

How many times do I have to tell you. . . you're broke! Broke! Broke!

I am billing, therefore I am.

Serious bummer! The bank says I'm overdrawn.

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

"I charge by the grain."

Medical Billing & Coding

"Remember to round each billable hour off to the nearest week."

"No this is your contract. The other one's your bill

'The computer links me to other doctors, so I can see how much they're charging for tests.'

"I told you we were being stitched up. This consultant's bills are outrageous."

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

"The doctor recommends payment in advance. A person in your condition doesn't need to be worried about bills."

'I made that payment a couple of days ago. The check's in the Internet.'

"The Bank has returned the rent cheque marked 'Insufficient funds', but it doesn't say whether that's them or us!"

I do all of my banking online now.

One of the dangers of being new to online banking.

"His ingrowing solicitor was playing up again."

Business restraining law firms

'Your allowance has been wire transferred to your debit card.'

"Sure, paying the bills on-line is faster...but we go through our money faster too!"

'No, it wasn't a horror movie, It was the gas bill'

"Yes, I do all my shopping online. How did you know?"

"You know, you can do this just as easily online."

'Remember to bill for the time it takes to bill for the time it takes to bill.'

Paypal Accepted. Coming Soon: Bitcoin!

"Skip parts A through H and fill out the I, O and U ones!"

Bank Checking and Savings. With direct deposit of your paycheck and auto payment of your bills, we completely do away with the illusion that you actually ever see any of your money.

"Tell me about online banking again. I'm not good at technology, but it's got to be less stressful than this."

'The last thing WE need is faster broadband.'

REboot Hill.

"I forgot to tell the doctor that it also hurts when I do THIS."