Renovation Excitement Gifts

Jims Motor Lodge Renovated! Enjoy WiFi on your vibrating bed!

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

'I found the termites!'

Non-Drip ?

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

Spontaneous Kombucha

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

"The white flag means he gives up and will finally hire a professional to finish the renovation."

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

DIY enthusiasts find a time portal behind their old wallpaper

"If you can successfully complete a building permit for your home renovation, you win a prize!"

"Do you prefer the tile engineered to look like wood, or the wood engineered to look like tile?"

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'Mary, I believe in historic preservation, too, but ... '

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

'We're waiting for an estimate that doesn't make him do that.'

Witch Hardware

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

"It's not so much a fixer upper as a tear it downer."

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

A cock up of builders

"We can't agree on our kitchen redesign."

"Ladies, you know the rule about joyriding."