Renovation Excitement Gifts

Jims Motor Lodge Renovated! Enjoy WiFi on your vibrating bed!

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

'I found the termites!'

Non-Drip ?

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

Spontaneous Kombucha

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

"The white flag means he gives up and will finally hire a professional to finish the renovation."

"Do you prefer the tile engineered to look like wood, or the wood engineered to look like tile?"

"If you can successfully complete a building permit for your home renovation, you win a prize!"

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

DIY enthusiasts find a time portal behind their old wallpaper

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'Mary, I believe in historic preservation, too, but ... '

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."

'We're waiting for an estimate that doesn't make him do that.'

Witch Hardware

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

"It's not so much a fixer upper as a tear it downer."

A cock up of builders

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

"We can't agree on our kitchen redesign."

We'll take a carpenter, painter, plumber...