Renovation Interest Gifts

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

'I found the termites!'

Non-Drip ?

'I installed all the floor tiles by myself. I did it all by tile and error.'

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

"The white flag means he gives up and will finally hire a professional to finish the renovation."

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

"If you can successfully complete a building permit for your home renovation, you win a prize!"

"Do you prefer the tile engineered to look like wood, or the wood engineered to look like tile?"

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

DIY enthusiasts find a time portal behind their old wallpaper

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'Mary, I believe in historic preservation, too, but ... '

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

'Great to see the ol' museum is finally getting a face-lift.' An old building getting a medical face-lift

A cock up of builders

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

'We're waiting for an estimate that doesn't make him do that.'