Renovation Revelers Gifts

Handymen in Hell: 'Now this place is a real fixer-upper...of course, we don't allow hat sort of thing here.'

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Theorbo

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Joust Sharpener

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

DIY enthusiasts find a time portal behind their old wallpaper

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

'Great to see the ol' museum is finally getting a face-lift.' An old building getting a medical face-lift

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

Renovation work at Mount Rushmore.

Sleeping on the Job

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'

Vitruvian Manatee

"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband."

'They had a sale on electric green.'

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

"Didn't we have a door over there?"

Wait! It might be cheaper to just knock it down and build from scratch.

"This isn't a fixer upper. It's a down-and-outer."

Paterfamilias prefers his own bedroom (which the whitewashers have just left) to the discomfort of an hotel.

Lady convincing her husband to have wallpaper instead of plaster.

"Woulda looked cool with a beer in his hand, though." Michelangelo's cousin, Michelobelo

You ARE entitled to return a meal...But NOT after you've eaten it!!

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'No breakfast until you're finished making your bed, Joey.'

Building getting a new coat fitted

'For heaven's sake Janet - where have you disappeared to now?'

Should I be encouraged by your robe, your honor? No. It's just laundry day. Have a nice verdict.

"Fresh sprinkles for your ice cream?"

"It may not be the hardwood floor we were hoping for, but it's SO much better than that hideous carpeting!"

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'