Renovation Revelers Prints

Handymen in Hell: 'Now this place is a real fixer-upper...of course, we don't allow hat sort of thing here.'

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Theorbo

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Joust Sharpener

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

DIY enthusiasts find a time portal behind their old wallpaper

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

'Great to see the ol' museum is finally getting a face-lift.' An old building getting a medical face-lift

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'

Renovation work at Mount Rushmore.

"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband."

Sleeping on the Job

Vitruvian Manatee

'They had a sale on electric green.'

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

Wait! It might be cheaper to just knock it down and build from scratch.

"Didn't we have a door over there?"

Paterfamilias prefers his own bedroom (which the whitewashers have just left) to the discomfort of an hotel.

"Woulda looked cool with a beer in his hand, though." Michelangelo's cousin, Michelobelo

"This isn't a fixer upper. It's a down-and-outer."

Lady convincing her husband to have wallpaper instead of plaster.

You ARE entitled to return a meal...But NOT after you've eaten it!!

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'No breakfast until you're finished making your bed, Joey.'

'For heaven's sake Janet - where have you disappeared to now?'

Building getting a new coat fitted

"It may not be the hardwood floor we were hoping for, but it's SO much better than that hideous carpeting!"

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

"Fresh sprinkles for your ice cream?"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Housekeeping - No. VII