Retail Revelers Prints

A shopping couple commenting on the store staff at a team brief session.

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

Theorbo

Joust Sharpener

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

Pirates at the mall.

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

365 Lemonade Stand

"The pension crisis prompted me to consider alternative invstments. Like Roulette."

Brick and Mortar

Vitruvian Manatee

"Why did we wait to get recliners?"

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

You ARE entitled to return a meal...But NOT after you've eaten it!!

"Why does your men's clothing store need a loan?" "During the pandemic sales of pants have dropped way off."

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

'Conglomo Corporation: Proud manufacturer of outrageously useless stuff you apparently can't live without.'

Crazy Ed's Warehouse - body in freezer - "Nobody beats our prices and gets away with it."

"Fresh sprinkles for your ice cream?"

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

SAGE (unknown model)

"Uh-oh. Not a good start to the holiday shopping season."

"I made a big mistake getting into ladies underwear..."

"I'm just concerned that we're forgetting the true meaning of Cyber Monday."

'But this can't be what I ordered ... I know I ordered somethng I like.'

It's a bit early for Easter eggs isn't it?

"I've reduced theft by 55%!"

Abuse or harassment of staff will not be tolerated

Early Photobomb