Looking for a gift for a renaissance faire worker? Find charming and humorous items that capture their medieval passion. Whether it’s for a veteran performer or a dedicated booth staffer, our products blend historical flair with playful wit, making every gift a bridge between the past and present. Discover mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that resonate with their love for all things renaissance—ideal for brightening up their everyday or celebrating their part in the lively faire community.
You look tired, Frank. What's the problem? Work. I have a dozen part-time jobs! I need to quit a few. You could leave the Renaissance Faire. I would get more rest not working the knight shift. I could quit the concrete work, too. Go ahead, throw in the trowel! And I suppose I could also leave the pest control job. That's it, Frank! No more Mister Mice Guy!
'Here you go, kid! A worm.'
'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'
William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....
Theorbo
Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).
Joust Sharpener
"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."
"Trust me. Don't do it."
Face Painting.
"Dare I ask for mustard?"
'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'
'These are called, 'Diet Pants.' They'll never fit, but you'll burn 250 calories trying to get into them.'
"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."
"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."
New and Used Armor. Ow! Ow! Ouch! Ow! I told you to spring for the under-coating option.
"Balloon animals $5.00"
'None shall pass!'
"Welcome to Trapeze Talent Inc. If you'd like us to catch you, fill out this form, and we'll get back to you if we're interested."
Knight with paint tin on his head.
'Do you have any relaxed fit jeans that aren't quite so relaxed?'
"When you tell your Father how you're dropping out of college to be a renaissance faire entertainer, the least you could do is break character."
Vitruvian Manatee
She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.
Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.
Hit a duck, win a prize.
"December 29, 1991: Janet sacrifices months of self esteem therapy for the perfect New Year's Eve dress." "It's called an 'Everest' gown because it would be a monumental task to squeeze that mountain you call an ass into it."
"Those tights pinch and chaff. We're going commando."
"What a privilege to work in a historic factory building where so many workers before us were exploited."
Medieval Page Boy
Knight Supplies
"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"
Santa's gifts for 2021
A electrically-powered man checks tickets on the bumper cars.
"You're probably hot and I've gone on too long so I'll end with a story of the great pestilence."
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