"When you tell your Father how you're dropping out of college to be a renaissance faire entertainer, the least you could do is break character."
Renaissance Faire Entertainer Gifts
Searching for the perfect gift for a renaissance faire entertainer? Our collection features witty and whimsical items that capture their theatrical flair. Whether they’re troubadours, jesters, or performers, find something that adds a touch of fun and appreciation to their craft. These thoughtfully designed products will make them smile and feel celebrated for their vibrant personality and dedication to entertaining crowds with flair.
"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."
I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable....
Zombie standup
Showbiz Awards
"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."
"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."
"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."
"If I might be serious for a moment..."
'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'
Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole
Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish
Clown on bike.
'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'
The Rooster Comedian.
"Extreme miming"
"We're following Carrot Top."
"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"
"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"
Comedy Cafe
"That'll be five bucks."
"Smile when you say that, pardner."
'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'
Cow Show Tunes
'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'
Theorbo
'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'
'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'
'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'
"Bravo!"
"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."
Clown God
"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."
Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.
'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'
Renaissance Faire Entertainer Gifts Collection
Renaissance Faire Entertainer Mugs
Explore our range of mugs designed specifically for renaissance faire entertainers—perfect for coffee or mead and full of medieval humor.
Renaissance Faire Entertainer Pillows
Browse our pillows that add a touch of renaissance charm to any room—perfect for fans and performers alike.
Renaissance Faire Entertainer Prints
Discover prints that celebrate renaissance entertainment, ideal for decorating their performance space or home with a touch of historical fun.
Renaissance Faire Entertainer T-Shirts
Check out our collection of t-shirts inspired by renaissance performers. Great for everyday wear or themed events to showcase their theatrical flair.