Renaissance Fair Performer Gifts

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

'None shall pass!'

Knight with paint tin on his head.

"When you tell your Father how you're dropping out of college to be a renaissance faire entertainer, the least you could do is break character."

Medieval Page Boy

Knight Supplies

'...Hmm...just like the real thing.'

"Those tights pinch and chaff. We're going commando."

"You're probably hot and I've gone on too long so I'll end with a story of the great pestilence."

'The neighbors called to complain about your armor squeaking again.'

Garrick as Richard 3rd.

'My doctor told me these new Botox injections could be harmful.'

'Another bad hair day, Leo?'

Invitation

Ye Olde Barbecue Tonight

Feather Tickle

'Well I don't see any white dots. . . However there are tiny devils in your throat poking your tonsils.'

'Honestly, what the heck are we wearing?'

Will spell your name

Medieval Page

"Crusades? I thought this was the way to the Renaissance Festival."

'I have a lot of issues with chafing.'

"I don't mind a little dancing when you're doing the kingdom's business but I don't want to see the piper's pay on your expense report."

"So I said to her, I said"

"I wish you were as good in combat as you are at winning prizes at the Renaissance Faire."

Codpiece Stand

Boy asked what he admired most in the Crystal Palace answers the pies and ginger beer