Renaissance Fair Goers Gifts

'None shall pass!'

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

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"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

Knight with paint tin on his head.

Children watching a horse show from under the tent

Prune Eating Contest: Last Man Standing.

"Those tights pinch and chaff. We're going commando."

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

Knight Supplies

Medieval Page Boy

Hit a duck, win a prize.

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

"You're probably hot and I've gone on too long so I'll end with a story of the great pestilence."

'The neighbors called to complain about your armor squeaking again.'

Garrick as Richard 3rd.

Face Painting.

"Iowa is super diverse. We have hot dogs, corn dogs, cheese dogs, chili cheese dogs..."

Bumper Car UFO.

We're fine, although I think Bob may be going through a middle-ages crisis.

Feather Tickle

Ye Olde Barbecue Tonight

Invitation

State Fair. Fun. You won a ribbon in the eating contest? What for? Honorable munchin'!

'Oh no, the Gradwells are here with their homemade wine!'

Homemade Jam.

'Well I don't see any white dots. . . However there are tiny devils in your throat poking your tonsils.'

Of course I looked in the closet and under the bed.

Things at the state fair that can give you heartburn...

Will spell your name

Medieval Page

"Crusades? I thought this was the way to the Renaissance Festival."