Renaissance Fair Goers Pillows

'None shall pass!'

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

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Children watching a horse show from under the tent

Knight with paint tin on his head.

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

Prune Eating Contest: Last Man Standing.

Hit a duck, win a prize.

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

Knight Supplies

Medieval Page Boy

"Those tights pinch and chaff. We're going commando."

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

"You're probably hot and I've gone on too long so I'll end with a story of the great pestilence."

"Iowa is super diverse. We have hot dogs, corn dogs, cheese dogs, chili cheese dogs..."

'The neighbors called to complain about your armor squeaking again.'

Garrick as Richard 3rd.

Bumper Car UFO.

Ye Olde Barbecue Tonight

'Oh no, the Gradwells are here with their homemade wine!'

Invitation

Feather Tickle

Homemade Jam.

'Well I don't see any white dots. . . However there are tiny devils in your throat poking your tonsils.'

Things at the state fair that can give you heartburn...

Will spell your name

Medieval Page

'I have a lot of issues with chafing.'

'Honestly, what the heck are we wearing?'