Renaissance Fair Aficionado Pillows

'Well I don't see any white dots. . . However there are tiny devils in your throat poking your tonsils.'

"Been here very long?"

The DaVinci Code

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Raphael

Face Painting.

Borgias holding a 'come as you wish to go' party

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Tunnel of Like.

Michelangelo is painting the Sistine Chapel ceiling and a priest comes to check how he's going - 'Michelangelo, what the hell is that? I just wanted a couple of coats of duck-egg blue!'

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

'Mona Lisa, would it make you happy if I gave you a foot massage every night?'

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

Petrarch

"I have to pee!"

"Yeah, don't worry about the smile; I'll just wing it."

"Why, Giambattista Tiepolo, you old so-and-so! Who knew you could paint?"

"Michaelangelo the order is clear, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia."

'None shall pass!'

Leonardo's first drawing

Ben Jonson.

Oak Tree Painted in 1642

Michelangelo eh...well you're going to have to come up with some ID!

Candle Moment

Knight with paint tin on his head.

Children watching a horse show from under the tent

Michelangelo Buonarroti.

"Man, I hate jester auditions."

"Those tights pinch and chaff. We're going commando."