Renaissance Fair Goer Pillows

Sadly, the William Tell legend did claim one small victim.

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'I have a lot of issues with chafing.'

Medieval Page

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

Abstract expressionist face painting.

tnl of lv

'None shall pass!'

'Sire, the peasants say you're just using them.'

Knight with paint tin on his head.

Children watching a horse show from under the tent

Prune Eating Contest: Last Man Standing.

Knight Supplies

"Those tights pinch and chaff. We're going commando."

Medieval Page Boy

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

"I have to confess, I've been seeing other virgins."

"You're probably hot and I've gone on too long so I'll end with a story of the great pestilence."

"Iowa is super diverse. We have hot dogs, corn dogs, cheese dogs, chili cheese dogs..."

Garrick as Richard 3rd.

'The neighbors called to complain about your armor squeaking again.'

Ye Olde Barbecue Tonight

Invitation

Feather Tickle

'Medium well, please.'

'Well I don't see any white dots. . . However there are tiny devils in your throat poking your tonsils.'

'Honestly, what the heck are we wearing?'

Will spell your name

Things at the state fair that can give you heartburn...

State Fair

"Crusades? I thought this was the way to the Renaissance Festival."

"I don't mind a little dancing when you're doing the kingdom's business but I don't want to see the piper's pay on your expense report."

Codpiece Stand

Boy asked what he admired most in the Crystal Palace answers the pies and ginger beer