Renaissance Fair Goer T-Shirts

Sadly, the William Tell legend did claim one small victim.

We're fine, although I think Bob may be going through a middle-ages crisis.

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'I have a lot of issues with chafing.'

Medieval Page

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

Abstract expressionist face painting.

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'None shall pass!'

Knight with paint tin on his head.

'Sire, the peasants say you're just using them.'

Children watching a horse show from under the tent

Prune Eating Contest: Last Man Standing.

Knight Supplies

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

Medieval Page Boy

"I have to confess, I've been seeing other virgins."

"Those tights pinch and chaff. We're going commando."

"You're probably hot and I've gone on too long so I'll end with a story of the great pestilence."

"Iowa is super diverse. We have hot dogs, corn dogs, cheese dogs, chili cheese dogs..."

Face Painting.

Garrick as Richard 3rd.

'The neighbors called to complain about your armor squeaking again.'

Ye Olde Barbecue Tonight

State Fair. Fun. You won a ribbon in the eating contest? What for? Honorable munchin'!

'Medium well, please.'

Invitation

Feather Tickle

'Well I don't see any white dots. . . However there are tiny devils in your throat poking your tonsils.'

State Fair

Will spell your name

Things at the state fair that can give you heartburn...

'Honestly, what the heck are we wearing?'

"Crusades? I thought this was the way to the Renaissance Festival."