Renaissance Fair Pillows

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Face painting.

Southwark Fair.

Tension filled the tent.

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Face painting by numbers.

Hay Rides $10

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Funnel of Love

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Tunnel of Like.

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Face Painting.

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

Ice Cream Tower.

Abstract expressionist face painting.

Board of Directors enter the 'Tunnel of Corporate Love'.

'No sniffing.'

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

'None shall pass!'

Roller Coasters

Knight with paint tin on his head.

Whack A Soul.

"You're probably wondering why I called you in here today..."

At the poetic justice fair.

"Sorry Kid?"