Renaissance Fair Prints

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Face painting.

Southwark Fair.

Tension filled the tent.

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Hay Rides $10

Face painting by numbers.

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Funnel of Love

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Tunnel of Like.

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

Face Painting.

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

Ice Cream Tower.

Board of Directors enter the 'Tunnel of Corporate Love'.

Abstract expressionist face painting.

'No sniffing.'

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

'None shall pass!'

At the poetic justice fair.

Whack A Soul.

Roller Coasters

"You're probably wondering why I called you in here today..."

Knight with paint tin on his head.

"Sorry Kid?"

The interminable!