Renaissance Fair Fans Prints

'Now, THIS is my idea of live entertainment.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

Fist Bumper Cars

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

The Da Vinci Cod

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

You're my Venus

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

'Admit it, you've been laughing behind my back ever since 1957 when we went in that hall of mirrors in Skegness!'

Riding the Rollercoaster.

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

"When we asked you to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Michaelangelo, we were hoping you'd snazz it up."

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

Face Painting.

A kid is about to be grabbed by an oversized claw.

'None shall pass!'

Rembrandt's Selfies

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

Children watching a horse show from under the tent

Knight with paint tin on his head.

"Another selfie, Rembrandt?"

Man and woman entering the tunnel of love, the man has a drill to scupper the boat.

Cartoon 2319: Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Leonardo da Vinci's 'Mac Lisa.'

Knight Supplies

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

"Those tights pinch and chaff. We're going commando."

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

Medieval Page Boy

"It's funny. . . I know it's the renaissance, but I keep writing dark ages on my checks!"

"You're probably hot and I've gone on too long so I'll end with a story of the great pestilence."