Renaissance Fair Fan Prints

"You're probably hot and I've gone on too long so I'll end with a story of the great pestilence."

Garrick as Richard 3rd.

Knight with paint tin on his head.

'The neighbors called to complain about your armor squeaking again.'

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

Knight Supplies

Codpiece Stand

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

King George I

Fist Bumper Cars

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

The Da Vinci Cod

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

You're my Venus

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'Admit it, you've been laughing behind my back ever since 1957 when we went in that hall of mirrors in Skegness!'

Riding the Rollercoaster.

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

'None shall pass!'

Face Painting.

Rembrandt's Selfies

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

"Those tights pinch and chaff. We're going commando."

Medieval Page Boy

'Arthur loves his new job with the fairground - gets a company car as well.'

Thomas Wyatt

'Yeah, Kirby, it hurts like hell, but dang if I can't stop wigglin' it.'

"Roller coaster, 30 minutes. . . Ferris wheel, 15 minutes. . . Haunted House, 45 minutes. . ."

You must be this tall and this far apart to ride

Ye Olde FIgure-Drawing Classe

"What if we try for a very subtle smile?"