Renaissance Fair Fan Pillows

"You're probably hot and I've gone on too long so I'll end with a story of the great pestilence."

Garrick as Richard 3rd.

Knight with paint tin on his head.

'The neighbors called to complain about your armor squeaking again.'

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

Knight Supplies

Codpiece Stand

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

King George I

Fist Bumper Cars

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

The Da Vinci Cod

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

You're my Venus

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'Admit it, you've been laughing behind my back ever since 1957 when we went in that hall of mirrors in Skegness!'

Riding the Rollercoaster.

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

"When we asked you to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Michaelangelo, we were hoping you'd snazz it up."

'None shall pass!'

Face Painting.

A kid is about to be grabbed by an oversized claw.

Rembrandt's Selfies

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

"Another selfie, Rembrandt?"

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

"Those tights pinch and chaff. We're going commando."

Medieval Page Boy

Cartoon 2319: Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Leonardo da Vinci's 'Mac Lisa.'

"It's funny. . . I know it's the renaissance, but I keep writing dark ages on my checks!"

Scrambler.

Thomas Wyatt