Renaissance Fair Performer Prints

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

'None shall pass!'

Knight with paint tin on his head.

"When you tell your Father how you're dropping out of college to be a renaissance faire entertainer, the least you could do is break character."

Medieval Page Boy

"Those tights pinch and chaff. We're going commando."

Knight Supplies

'...Hmm...just like the real thing.'

"You're probably hot and I've gone on too long so I'll end with a story of the great pestilence."

'The neighbors called to complain about your armor squeaking again.'

Garrick as Richard 3rd.

Face Painting.

'My doctor told me these new Botox injections could be harmful.'

We're fine, although I think Bob may be going through a middle-ages crisis.

Ye Olde Barbecue Tonight

'Another bad hair day, Leo?'

Invitation

Feather Tickle

'Well I don't see any white dots. . . However there are tiny devils in your throat poking your tonsils.'

Medieval Page

'Honestly, what the heck are we wearing?'

Will spell your name

Of course I looked in the closet and under the bed.

"Crusades? I thought this was the way to the Renaissance Festival."

'I have a lot of issues with chafing.'

Transylvania Renaissance Faire. You're braver than I am, Ernie. Everyone knows vampires always go for the juggler.

"I don't mind a little dancing when you're doing the kingdom's business but I don't want to see the piper's pay on your expense report."

"So I said to her, I said"

Codpiece Stand

Boy asked what he admired most in the Crystal Palace answers the pies and ginger beer