Remote Learning Reflector Pillows

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

Cuba restarts virtual classes

'You used to make love to me like a Flying Scotsman, now you're more like a Puffing Billy!'

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

"Wasn't it your turn to drop him to online school?!"

"Not the 'Princeton Experience' he was expecting."

"So. . . now we know - being home is not the same as being home to be schooled. . ."

"I thought that assignment from my school was spam."

"Distance Learning"

"Remote teaching isn't good for torturing a substitute. For that you need a live audience."

Small Cash Infusion

"Sometimes I wish I went to a magnet school."

"Check out this live stream."

"Before remote teaching, this would've been three days off."

"What's wrong, Lassie? Did Timmy forget his remote learning login username and password again?"

"If you didn't want to feel inferior to your classmates, you shouldn't have gone to such a good school."

'Ever since she got that MBA on the Internet, she's been impossible to live with.'

An old couple visit a woods where they once carved their name in a tree and discover it has bee cut down.

"Come down and do your school work, you little beggar."

Shortly after attaining enlightenment, Hank reincarnates as a stone.

"Do you believe in life after hoard?"

"He SAYS that's his classroom, but looks to me like he's found some old reruns of Hollywood Squares!"

Breakout Room

"I ate and I drank but I wasn't merry."

'We've all read the report cover to cover. Anyone read all that stuff in the middle?'

"I was so busy worrying that she only loved me because of my money that I lost her AND the money!"

Remote learning