Remote Learning Reflector Mugs

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

Cuba restarts virtual classes

'You used to make love to me like a Flying Scotsman, now you're more like a Puffing Billy!'

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

"Wasn't it your turn to drop him to online school?!"

He was a great dodgeball player. Who's in heaven now. He will be missed.

"So. . . now we know - being home is not the same as being home to be schooled. . ."

"Not the 'Princeton Experience' he was expecting."

"I thought that assignment from my school was spam."

University Challenged

"Remote teaching isn't good for torturing a substitute. For that you need a live audience."

"This next one's for anyone feeling a little lonely right now, namely, me."

"Distance Learning"

Small Cash Infusion

"Sometimes I wish I went to a magnet school."

"Check out this live stream."

I didn't realize we were on spring break this week.

"Before remote teaching, this would've been three days off."

"What's wrong, Lassie? Did Timmy forget his remote learning login username and password again?"

"If you didn't want to feel inferior to your classmates, you shouldn't have gone to such a good school."

Shortly after attaining enlightenment, Hank reincarnates as a stone.

'Ever since she got that MBA on the Internet, she's been impossible to live with.'

An old couple visit a woods where they once carved their name in a tree and discover it has bee cut down.

"I ate and I drank but I wasn't merry."

"He SAYS that's his classroom, but looks to me like he's found some old reruns of Hollywood Squares!"

Breakout Room

"Do you believe in life after hoard?"

"Come down and do your school work, you little beggar."

'We've all read the report cover to cover. Anyone read all that stuff in the middle?'

Remote learning

"I was so busy worrying that she only loved me because of my money that I lost her AND the money!"