Remote Learning Navigator Mugs

'I'm also in education. I issue bathroom passes for distance-learning students.'

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"It's going to be one of those days."

'But I did study. I guess the software didn't install successfully.'

Cuba restarts virtual classes

'If you are here, you'll be late for gym class."

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

Financial Services For Lawyers...Beginner's Class...

"You don't use a search engine for an Easter egg hunt."

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

Working from OM.

Pharmacy School. We're having a pop quiz. I should have known there'd be surprise drug tests in pharmacy school.

School boy uses 'Sats Nav' to navigate his way to exam room.

"So. . . now we know - being home is not the same as being home to be schooled. . ."

The 18-hole course is to the left and a 9-hole course is to the right --- Which do you want to play? I'll decide after my first tee shot?

What passes today for 'nose in a book'.

"Not the 'Princeton Experience' he was expecting."

"I thought that assignment from my school was spam."

"It's over between us Brian. . . as soon as I've announced it on twitter."

Newly Qualified Teacher.

"Remote teaching isn't good for torturing a substitute. For that you need a live audience."

University Challenged

'185,496 views already! Late to the party. Again.'

"Sorry, no more room. What a shame, I’m the teacher."

GCSE Results.

I merely wanted to read books.

"Nice putt."

Car Crash Due to Duel controls..

"It's a GPS app for busy teachers, it tells you whether you're going or coming."

'Angry parents on lines 1,2,3,4 and 5.'

'Wow! My distance learning professor sent me an assignment.'

"There are some folks waiting to play through."