Remote Learning Wizard Mugs

Home Schooling Day 22...

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

Homo Zapiens

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

Cuba restarts virtual classes

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

'Could you ask him where he left the remote?'

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

"It works as long as the teacher doesn't call on you."

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

"Wasn't it your turn to drop him to online school?!"

"Not the 'Princeton Experience' he was expecting."

I think when they talk about 'taking more excercise' they meant more than lifting the remote control.

"So. . . now we know - being home is not the same as being home to be schooled. . ."

With a bit of creative thinking, meetings with her boss had become the highlight of Joan's day.

"I thought that assignment from my school was spam."

Hank had been asleep for hours, but amazingly his clicker finger kept going.

'Hey, I was half-watching that!'

University Challenged

Keep students on their toes...

"Remote teaching isn't good for torturing a substitute. For that you need a live audience."

"When they said they wanted staff to work from home, I didn't think they meant our home."

'Objection.' - 'Objection overruled.'

"Check out this live stream."

I didn't realize we were on spring break this week.

'I don't need to go to a gym. One of my classroom management strategies is to circulate frequently around the room. I figure I walk three miles a day.'

'Wow! My distance learning professor sent me an assignment.'

Homeschooling during lockdown

"Before remote teaching, this would've been three days off."

"What's wrong, Lassie? Did Timmy forget his remote learning login username and password again?"

"Come down and do your school work, you little beggar."

"I pushed the learn button on the remote and that book popped up on the screen!"