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Home Schooling Day 22...

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

Homo Zapiens

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

Cuba restarts virtual classes

'Could you ask him where he left the remote?'

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

"It works as long as the teacher doesn't call on you."

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

"Wasn't it your turn to drop him to online school?!"

"So. . . now we know - being home is not the same as being home to be schooled. . ."

"Not the 'Princeton Experience' he was expecting."

I think when they talk about 'taking more excercise' they meant more than lifting the remote control.

With a bit of creative thinking, meetings with her boss had become the highlight of Joan's day.

"I thought that assignment from my school was spam."

Hank had been asleep for hours, but amazingly his clicker finger kept going.

"Remote teaching isn't good for torturing a substitute. For that you need a live audience."

"When they said they wanted staff to work from home, I didn't think they meant our home."

'Objection.' - 'Objection overruled.'

"Check out this live stream."

'I don't need to go to a gym. One of my classroom management strategies is to circulate frequently around the room. I figure I walk three miles a day.'

'Wow! My distance learning professor sent me an assignment.'

Homeschooling during lockdown

"Before remote teaching, this would've been three days off."

"What's wrong, Lassie? Did Timmy forget his remote learning login username and password again?"

"I take it you're trying to change the channel?"

"Come down and do your school work, you little beggar."

"I pushed the learn button on the remote and that book popped up on the screen!"