Academic Reflecters Mugs

"Sometimes I wish I went to a magnet school."

"Good boy."

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study."

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

Bookshop: Unpopular Economics

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

"Congratulations Professor, the committee 'okayed' your grant request."

'Agreed. We fund only those proposals we can understand.'

"If you have to ask, you can't afford it."

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

'Don't take it the wrong way, we could always be friends'

'I've been doing well in school lately, so I think I'm entitled to some dumbing down.'

TV-Mirror.

"I love it when you quote my blog back to me."

'Tsk...woolly thinking again.'

"Why is there an ad for Jay-Z in the New England Journal of Pediatric Medicine?!"

"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"

"Sorry Honey, I'll be about thirty years late for dinner tonight."

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

"This brain drain is starting to become a major problem."

'I'm writing my dissertation on Latte Sizes.'

Academic Jeopardy - "Reality divided by two gives us this truth."

"Martin, did we ever get our freak on?"