Academic Reflecters Gifts

"Sometimes I wish I went to a magnet school."

"Good boy."

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

"Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study."

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

Bookshop: Unpopular Economics

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."

"Congratulations Professor, the committee 'okayed' your grant request."

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

'Agreed. We fund only those proposals we can understand.'

'I'm writing a novel using our marriage as inspiration. It's called, 'This Sucks'.'

"I love it when you quote my blog back to me."

"Why is there an ad for Jay-Z in the New England Journal of Pediatric Medicine?!"

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

"If you have to ask, you can't afford it."

'I've been doing well in school lately, so I think I'm entitled to some dumbing down.'

TV-Mirror.

Diversity Does Not Include Class

'Don't take it the wrong way, we could always be friends'

'Tsk...woolly thinking again.'

"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

"Sorry Honey, I'll be about thirty years late for dinner tonight."

Academic Jeopardy - "Reality divided by two gives us this truth."

Archeology Dept. Storage. Ernie, this box should be labeled "unidentified pottery fragments," not "pots unknown."

"This brain drain is starting to become a major problem."

"Martin, did we ever get our freak on?"

'I'm writing my dissertation on Latte Sizes.'