Thoughtful Reflectors Mugs

"Hey look - God's plan."

"Mom, are we vegetarians for ethical or religious reasons?"

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

Sooner or later, 'These trying times' become 'The good ol' days'.'

It's the thought that counts!

"Of course you don't look anything like your reflection in the mirror."

"Oh, that's my cousin. I'm the Bluebird of Mid-Life Existential Despair!"

A wise man marvels at the commonplace.

"Eve, do you realize that neither you nor I ever had a childhood?"

"It's beginning to appear as if I'll never have greatness thrust upon me."

"I was 13 once. It was hard."

"A minute on the lips"

Poet beside a (literally) babbling brook.

Antiques

"So this sense of failure stems from the fact that you're not catching any worms despite getting up early?"

"Sounds like you're suffering from slow self-esteem."

'What do you mean, I'm immature.'

Pirated mirrors.

Boating Reflection

'This babbling brook reminds me I should probably call my wife.'

Soldier in camouflage uniform looking in mirror and he can't see the uniform.

Where do you see yourself in ten years?

Exercise for the end of the day...

"Inside I'm a crying hyena."

The little engine that coulda woulda shoulda

"Sometimes I wish I went to a magnet school."

"I'm trying to be myself and you're not helping."

"I'm at that sweet spot in my career...right between 'young and underpaid' and 'old and too expensive.'"

'Your mirror's cracked.' - 'No, that's your head.'

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