Thoughtful Reflectors Pillows

"Hey look - God's plan."

"Mom, are we vegetarians for ethical or religious reasons?"

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

It's the thought that counts!

Sooner or later, 'These trying times' become 'The good ol' days'.'

"It's beginning to appear as if I'll never have greatness thrust upon me."

"Eve, do you realize that neither you nor I ever had a childhood?"

"Oh, that's my cousin. I'm the Bluebird of Mid-Life Existential Despair!"

A wise man marvels at the commonplace.

"Of course you don't look anything like your reflection in the mirror."

"I was 13 once. It was hard."

"So this sense of failure stems from the fact that you're not catching any worms despite getting up early?"

Pirated mirrors.

"Sounds like you're suffering from slow self-esteem."

Boating Reflection

Poet beside a (literally) babbling brook.

'What do you mean, I'm immature.'

Antiques

"A minute on the lips"

Exercise for the end of the day...

"Sometimes I wish I went to a magnet school."

"I'm trying to be myself and you're not helping."

"I'm at that sweet spot in my career...right between 'young and underpaid' and 'old and too expensive.'"

"Inside I'm a crying hyena."

'This babbling brook reminds me I should probably call my wife.'

The little engine that coulda woulda shoulda

'Your mirror's cracked.' - 'No, that's your head.'

"For a thick-skinned mammal, I've always been pretty thin-skinned."

"'Ere! I've been readin' about you in the paper. Winnin' £10 million's made you sad, lonely an' bitter!"

Bob loved being his own boss – but hated being his only employee.