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'Twelve More Disciples'

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Tiny Visions

'THAT'S the Holy Land? - You're kidding, right?'

"Repent! The Venga bus is coming!"

"We learned in Sunday School today that God uses illegal surveillance techniques."

Monk with a smiley face on his tonsure.

"That vicar really knows how to put the fear of god into people."

"You'll be in charge of the music down here."

A botched home improvement job.

"'A land of milk and honey'? - But I'm on a DIET!"

"Uh oh! I just remembered we were supposed to pick up the midwife."

"Is it me, or does the old man still look angry at us for denting his Cadillac?"

"Due to a breakdown in communication, 'Nilla Wafers' will be used for the communion service."

"And remember, if you need anything I'm available 24/6."

"Why did you become a crusader? You don't even go to church."

Sinner/Devout.

The dove returns to Noah's Ark carrying an olive branch in a martini.

"Mom, are we vegetarians for ethical or religious reasons?"

'Thanks, but next time can you be more subtle when you think my sermon has gone too long?'

'This babbling brook reminds me I should probably call my wife.'

"A representative from headquarters to see you, sir."

"Uh Oh! Looks like you're being un-friended."

"Hey, after this, do you want to walk into a bar?"

Priest reading 'Confessions of a Window Cleaner'.

"I spent $1,000 on this great painting. And I spent $2,000 on college courses to know why it is great!"

"I really enjoyed the Bible."

Jesus Shaves

"I guess today separated the wheat from us chaff."

'God's dead. We're closed.'

"I bet that under your preachy, holier-than-thou attitude is another preachy, holier-than-thou attitude."

"Use your finger to scroll down for the next five commandments."

Man looks in changing room mirror and sees himself backwards.

Bureau of Pursing Missions. They're in charge of financing missionary work.

The Origin of Creationism