Quirky Religion Reflectors Prints

'Twelve More Disciples'

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Tiny Visions

'THAT'S the Holy Land? - You're kidding, right?'

"Repent! The Venga bus is coming!"

"We learned in Sunday School today that God uses illegal surveillance techniques."

Monk with a smiley face on his tonsure.

"That vicar really knows how to put the fear of god into people."

"You'll be in charge of the music down here."

A botched home improvement job.

"'A land of milk and honey'? - But I'm on a DIET!"

"Uh oh! I just remembered we were supposed to pick up the midwife."

"Is it me, or does the old man still look angry at us for denting his Cadillac?"

"Due to a breakdown in communication, 'Nilla Wafers' will be used for the communion service."

"And remember, if you need anything I'm available 24/6."

"Why did you become a crusader? You don't even go to church."

Sinner/Devout.

The dove returns to Noah's Ark carrying an olive branch in a martini.

"A representative from headquarters to see you, sir."

'Thanks, but next time can you be more subtle when you think my sermon has gone too long?'

'This babbling brook reminds me I should probably call my wife.'

"Uh Oh! Looks like you're being un-friended."

"Mom, are we vegetarians for ethical or religious reasons?"

"Hey, after this, do you want to walk into a bar?"

Priest reading 'Confessions of a Window Cleaner'.

"I spent $1,000 on this great painting. And I spent $2,000 on college courses to know why it is great!"

"I guess today separated the wheat from us chaff."

"Use your finger to scroll down for the next five commandments."

"I bet that under your preachy, holier-than-thou attitude is another preachy, holier-than-thou attitude."

'God's dead. We're closed.'

"I really enjoyed the Bible."

Man looks in changing room mirror and sees himself backwards.

How's my absolution! (800)-HAIL MARY

The Origin of Creationism

St. Eustace