Religious Reflector Prints

'Maybe I am thick, but I can't understand a woman who gives up her diet for Lent.'

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

"He's his own worst enemy."

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

"When you look at me, Alice, what do you see?"

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

"You need to stop bottling it up."

"Life: play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, first love, brief happiness, breakup, regret, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, play, work, play, w

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

Pachyderm insomnia.

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic."

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

'THAT'S the Holy Land? - You're kidding, right?'

Cyber Dream

Doubt or Certainy

'You get into arguments even when you talk to yourself ?'

TV-Mirror.

"Remember back when we were just larva and didn't have a care in the world?"

Well, whenever I lose MY sense of identity, I Google myself.

'Can you remember where you were when you first realized you were full of crap?'

First I asked myself, "Why did I cross the road?" Then I asked, "Why did I hop on that train?" Then It was, "Why did I buy this suit?" And now I'm like, "Why didn't I fire this guy a long time ago?"

"What did you swallow" - "My pride"

That gut! Why can't I lay off the nuts?? I fly funny. I really do. My voice is so annoying. Self-mockingbird.

'I think my inner child needs a spanking.'

"No internet connection"

"I want something more out of this relationship. . . me!"

Wolf Watching the Sunset

'Have your daily bread every other day.'

"Due to a breakdown in communication, 'Nilla Wafers' will be used for the communion service."

"It was very amicable—I gave her everything."

Rodin's Nailbiter.

"It's 2 A.M. Do you know where your p***s is?"