Remote Controller Ninja Pillows

Family love!

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

TV-Man

'I'd like to return this, please.'

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

Homo Zapiens

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Penguin Remote

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

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'Could you ask him where he left the remote?'

Remote control wars.

Remote control car breakdown.

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

'Memorable miracles' from 'burning bush' to 'low cal ice cream'

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

I think when they talk about 'taking more excercise' they meant more than lifting the remote control.

Mind control

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

Remote-controlled Popemobile.

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

"Is there a geek of any kind in the house?"

'You can't vote him off, dear - he's the newsreader'

"You have repetitive motion injury."

Penny got carpal tunnel, and had to hunt and peck.

'Hey, I was half-watching that!'

Hank had been asleep for hours, but amazingly his clicker finger kept going.

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'? We're at the cinema!'

2016 Policlicks

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

'I don't think that lifting the remote control counts as exercise!'