Remote Control Ninja Pillows

"I've been clicking all day and I still can't find the 'confused media buyers' channel!"

You've grazed the refrigerator, surfed the net, flipped the channels...for someone who doesn't move much, you sure do get around.

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

TV-Man

Homo Zapiens

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

Penguin Remote

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

'Could you ask him where he left the remote?'

Remote control wars.

Remote control car breakdown.

'Memorable miracles' from 'burning bush' to 'low cal ice cream'

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

I think when they talk about 'taking more excercise' they meant more than lifting the remote control.

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

"Is there a geek of any kind in the house?"

Mind control

Remote-controlled Popemobile.

'You can't vote him off, dear - he's the newsreader'

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

"You have repetitive motion injury."

Penny got carpal tunnel, and had to hunt and peck.

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'? We're at the cinema!'

'Hey, I was half-watching that!'

Hank had been asleep for hours, but amazingly his clicker finger kept going.

Guy flying himself.

'I don't think that lifting the remote control counts as exercise!'

2016 Policlicks

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

Uh-oh, Bob, you got paste and match! Right hand option, left hand up arrow, right food command, left foot V. Keyboard Shortcuts Twister.