Tech Navigation Ninja Pillows

State Trust Bank's Automated Options...

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

Go team!

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

Trade Show Sherpas

"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

Lost around a military base.

The Card Flinger

Recalculating!

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

'An application won't be necessary, Sir. . . if you did it, we know about it.'

At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP."

Over enthusiastic headhunter

Bob tried networking – and crashed it.

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

'I'm sorry, Bennett; but we gave the job to O'Toole. You have the know-how, but he had the know-who.'

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

'Well, dammit, I say he should stop and ask someone!'

Great coaching is about building constructive relationships...

"You've got to blurb me to her."