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'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

Go team!

'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

Trade Show Sherpas

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"

'Impressive resume, We'll verify it through Facebook, Twitter and Tumblr and get back to you,'

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

Lost around a military base.

The Card Flinger

Recalculating!

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

'An application won't be necessary, Sir. . . if you did it, we know about it.'

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP."

Over enthusiastic headhunter

Bob tried networking – and crashed it.

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"Does 14 followers on Twitter count as 'leadership experience'?"

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

'I'm sorry, Bennett; but we gave the job to O'Toole. You have the know-how, but he had the know-who.'

'Well, dammit, I say he should stop and ask someone!'

Great coaching is about building constructive relationships...