Light Switch Ninja Pillows

Ballerina

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

Babies vs. Dogs

Nervous Oral Testing

'I'd like to return this, please.'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

"Boy, I thought I'd never get the babysitter to sleep!"

Earth Hour will show our leaders the light about saving the planet by keeping everyone in the dark...

Buddhist Center

On - Undecided - Off switch

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

I brake for all 50 off Sales.

Be the grass...

You've grazed the refrigerator, surfed the net, flipped the channels...for someone who doesn't move much, you sure do get around.

I wonder what the kids are up to at the lake. Your mom will keep her eyes on them. She won't let them get into trouble. Nothing gets by her! ZZZZ. Psst. My silence isn't free!

'The light stays on after I shut the door.'

Ninja

"I bet you're glad you got out of politics to spend more time with your family."

This is where you'll be working...don't worry if it's confusing.

Family love!

'I don't want to go up after Yang's dad.'

Electronics. It's a great idea, but nobody makes campaign-canceling headphones.

"Any chance you could block the Home Shopping Network?"

'And this where God stood when he said 'Let there be light'.'

Ninja vs. the invisible man. . . or is the cartoonist just bein' lazy?

"I have been trained to kill since birth!"

"Too loud?"

"Spin your partner round and round, then spin your partner round again, spin her round six more times, now touch the light switch near the door."

Ninja convention

"I'm having an off day."

"For rom-coms, male dates get a ten percent discount and our deepest sympathy."

A man leaving at the exit notices the 'ninja exit'.