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Ballerina

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

Babies vs. Dogs

Nervous Oral Testing

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

"Boy, I thought I'd never get the babysitter to sleep!"

Earth Hour will show our leaders the light about saving the planet by keeping everyone in the dark...

Buddhist Center

On - Undecided - Off switch

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

You've grazed the refrigerator, surfed the net, flipped the channels...for someone who doesn't move much, you sure do get around.

Be the grass...

'The light stays on after I shut the door.'

I brake for all 50 off Sales.

Ninja

"I bet you're glad you got out of politics to spend more time with your family."

This is where you'll be working...don't worry if it's confusing.

Family love!

"Any chance you could block the Home Shopping Network?"

'I don't want to go up after Yang's dad.'

'And this where God stood when he said 'Let there be light'.'

Ninja vs. the invisible man. . . or is the cartoonist just bein' lazy?

"Spin your partner round and round, then spin your partner round again, spin her round six more times, now touch the light switch near the door."

Ninja convention

"I'm having an off day."

"Let me guess...these are the purple bunny slippers Tia Fela gave us last year."

A man leaving at the exit notices the 'ninja exit'.

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