Light Switch Jester T-Shirts

"Spin your partner round and round, then spin your partner round again, spin her round six more times, now touch the light switch near the door."

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

"We're following Carrot Top."

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"#notguilty."

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

Stepping on clown's shoe...

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Yawning barristers in court

Tennis ball girl.

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

'Don't worry boss, it's probably archaic!'

"Dave here, is a lawyer. But don't be too impressed, he only specialises in petty crime."

'It was more than my finest hour, Paltrow. It was my finest billable hour.'

'He started it!'

'My client has required the services of countless law enforcement, court, penal and probation personnel. He's not a menace...he's a jobs creator!'

"I'd better get going. I've got a lot coming at me right now."

"'Ignorance of the law is no excuse.' Golly! I never heard that one! Did you ever hear that one?"

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"Once again, I simply don't recall."

"I got probation."

"We, the jury, find the defendant."

Sub Post Office/Sub-Justice

Justice

Jumping Dogs

'If you can't afford a media adviser the court will appoint you one.'

'I believe in trial and error, I believe my client being brought to trial is an error.'