Remote Control Coach Gifts

Yes, they've upped their training for the World Cup

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

TV-Man

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

Homo Zapiens

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

Penguin Remote

'Could you ask him where he left the remote?'

Remote control wars.

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Remote Control Pirate Ship.

'Which channel would you like to tut at tonight?'

"I'm not the only one who hates you changing the channel every second. Now when you want to watch TV, the remote escapes."

Remote control car breakdown.

Meditation vs. Vegetation

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

I think when they talk about 'taking more excercise' they meant more than lifting the remote control.

Mind control

TV Remote undoes a man's trousers.

Remote-controlled Popemobile.

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

'You can't vote him off, dear - he's the newsreader'

'Helen! I'm all settled in and I don't want to get up. Would you get the remote for me?'

"You have repetitive motion injury."

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'? We're at the cinema!'

I'm so busy at home I need three hands. One for the chips, one for the beer, and one for the remote!

'Hey, I was half-watching that!'

Hank had been asleep for hours, but amazingly his clicker finger kept going.

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

2016 Policlicks

Attention: Due to a lack of interest we have dropped the APATHY channel - Sorry for any inconvenience.

'I don't think that lifting the remote control counts as exercise!'