Remote Control Athlete Gifts

"I'm not sure that lifting the remote control is what they meant by 'taking exercise'!"

'Do I stay active? Just look at the callous on my thumb from using the remote control.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'There's nothing on.'

TV-Man

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

Penguin Remote

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Remote Control Pirate Ship.

Remote control wars.

Remote control car breakdown.

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

'You can't vote him off, dear - he's the newsreader'

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

Mind control

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'? We're at the cinema!'

Two cowboys fight using remote control cowboys

'I don't think that lifting the remote control counts as exercise!'

'There's nothing worth watching on TV, but he's not going to let a little thing like that stop him.'

Stuff You Do In Pre-natel Class.

Guy flying himself.

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

Remote control bridge in bath.

'Will program your remotes, 25 cents each.'

'This little baby allows you to automatically block halftime shows.'

'Presently, Reinhart, I possess a controlling interest in comfy chair and the remote.'

'... And do you, Gavin, promise not to hog the T.V remote, for as long as you both shall live?'

"Stop surfing so fast, you'll fall off the board."

'Gerald loves firing Donald Trump!'

Remote control surfboard

"Why am I flicking channels? Every channel's the sloth channel."

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