Remote Control Athlete T-Shirts

"I'm not sure that lifting the remote control is what they meant by 'taking exercise'!"

'Do I stay active? Just look at the callous on my thumb from using the remote control.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'There's nothing on.'

TV-Man

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

Penguin Remote

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

Remote control wars.

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

Remote control car breakdown.

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

Mind control

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

Remote-controlled Popemobile.

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

'You can't vote him off, dear - he's the newsreader'

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'? We're at the cinema!'

Two cowboys fight using remote control cowboys

Stuff You Do In Pre-natel Class.

'There's nothing worth watching on TV, but he's not going to let a little thing like that stop him.'

Guy flying himself.

'I don't think that lifting the remote control counts as exercise!'

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

'Will program your remotes, 25 cents each.'

Remote control bridge in bath.

'Gerald loves firing Donald Trump!'

'This little baby allows you to automatically block halftime shows.'

Remote control surfboard

'Presently, Reinhart, I possess a controlling interest in comfy chair and the remote.'

"Stop surfing so fast, you'll fall off the board."

All the stuff you need is here.

Air Show. This is the latest advance in remotely controlled aircraft! The symmetrical design can fly in either direction! It's exactly the same in forward and reverse! We call it the "palindrone"!