Remote Control Jockey T-Shirts

'The zapper is taking control Daddy.'

"Smart technology is taking the fun out of things."

TV-Man

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

Gamers

Remote control wars.

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

Remote control car breakdown.

Game Addiction

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

"Cool game!"

Mind control

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'? We're at the cinema!'

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games might be having an effect on you.'

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

Stuff You Do In Pre-natel Class.

Two cowboys fight using remote control cowboys

'There's nothing worth watching on TV, but he's not going to let a little thing like that stop him.'

Guy flying himself.

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

Remote control bridge in bath.

'Will program your remotes, 25 cents each.'

"Why am I flicking channels? Every channel's the sloth channel."

"Stop surfing so fast, you'll fall off the board."

'Presently, Reinhart, I possess a controlling interest in comfy chair and the remote.'

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'

Consoles.

Remote control surfboard

"Hey! That's not Rogers. It's his avatar."

'In a real car, it's called a gear shift, not a joystick.'

'I'm not sure I like Billy playing video games so much!'