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Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

TV-Man

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

Homo Zapiens

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Remote control wars.

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

'Which channel would you like to tut at tonight?'

"I'm not the only one who hates you changing the channel every second. Now when you want to watch TV, the remote escapes."

'Could you ask him where he left the remote?'

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Remote control car breakdown.

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

I think when they talk about 'taking more excercise' they meant more than lifting the remote control.

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

'Helen! I'm all settled in and I don't want to get up. Would you get the remote for me?'

Mind control

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

TV Remote undoes a man's trousers.

'You can't vote him off, dear - he's the newsreader'

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

"You have repetitive motion injury."

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'? We're at the cinema!'

I'm so busy at home I need three hands. One for the chips, one for the beer, and one for the remote!

Hank had been asleep for hours, but amazingly his clicker finger kept going.

Guy flying himself.

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

Attention: Due to a lack of interest we have dropped the APATHY channel - Sorry for any inconvenience.

'There's nothing worth watching on TV, but he's not going to let a little thing like that stop him.'

'I don't think that lifting the remote control counts as exercise!'