Remedial Riding Gifts

"Wilson, you're still using those training wheels?!"

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Pony Rides

You had me at vintage.

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

A new schoolmaster testing students on geography

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

First past the post.

'In the doctor's defense, there have been no serious post operative complications.'

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

Pet Pony

Tango

"Bad weather, bugs, snakes, hostile Indians, rustlers, … these are some of the things you may encounter on your outward bound experience."

Musical Bicycle.

Road Buddies

A man selling a horse to an older lady

"Kids are all the same nowadays - anything for kicks."

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

With a little twist on the sidecar concept, Harold was able to ride his motorcycle well into his later years.

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

"I just realized that unless I'm riding for some cause, I must look like an idiot."

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

"I wrote this song for Catalina, the woman who's taught me almost everything..."

Pony Love...

'He works hard and he plays hard.'

"Giddyup."

"She's family."

Horse accidents

"Bad boys don't die. They just ride in to the sunset!"

Children must be accompanied by an adult.