Reluctant Thrill-seeker T-Shirts

'My travel agent didn't tell me about thissss!'

Very Difficult Conversations

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

"It's more relevant than some of the other theme parks we've been to."

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

Jeff Sessions

Tunnel of Workaholics

Swinging through the jungle.

"You will note that their ability to comprehend, assess and process information increases dramatically when Professor Podhertz throws in the cat."

Tightrope Walk of Romance

Lovers hop, skip, jump & leap: Hedge...ledge...edge...Reg & Midge

' Love and pole vault'

"Now we're going to a cool bar!"

"Hey, this is a marathon, not a sprint."

Hunting - Man asked to go hunting by his wife

'What happens if you get scared half-to-death twice?'

Jumping in the deep end.

The Big Jump

'You'll find your numb-bum seats to the left, Sir, Madam.'

Tunnel of Quickies

"Every year it's the same story...dangerous situations. Slippery slopes. Inescapable traps. Horrible creatures. But I trudge forward because no matter what...it's hard to avoid the first day of school."

'You can't do this to me, Arlene! -- I'm not the outdoorsy TYPE!'

Santa Snowboarding

"Sorry, I can't make it tonight - I have too good a parking sport."

"See how virtual reality makes it feel like you're actually falling."

'Bloody Climbing Experience Gifts. Bloody grand children. Why couldn't they have given me a pair of slippers!'

Hello, is that the RAC?

"Do you believe in love at first fright?"

'Oh, Tom was supposed to go hunting with you today? Just a minute, I'll see if he's home.'

'How about a date tonight?. . . Well, how about tomorrow then?'

Look before you leap.