Reluctant Thrill-seeker Pillows

'My travel agent didn't tell me about thissss!'

Very Difficult Conversations

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

"It's more relevant than some of the other theme parks we've been to."

Jeff Sessions

Tunnel of Workaholics

Swinging through the jungle.

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

"You will note that their ability to comprehend, assess and process information increases dramatically when Professor Podhertz throws in the cat."

Tightrope Walk of Romance

Now playing. Zombie Truck-Driving Maniacs II. If I'm too scared, can we cuddle. It's why I make him see these horrible movies.

' Love and pole vault'

Lovers hop, skip, jump & leap: Hedge...ledge...edge...Reg & Midge

"Now we're going to a cool bar!"

"Hey, this is a marathon, not a sprint."

'What happens if you get scared half-to-death twice?'

Tunnel of Vengeance.

Hunting - Man asked to go hunting by his wife

Jumping in the deep end.

Budget tattoos.

Santa Snowboarding

The Big Jump

'You'll find your numb-bum seats to the left, Sir, Madam.'

Tunnel of Quickies

"Every year it's the same story...dangerous situations. Slippery slopes. Inescapable traps. Horrible creatures. But I trudge forward because no matter what...it's hard to avoid the first day of school."

'You can't do this to me, Arlene! -- I'm not the outdoorsy TYPE!'

"Sorry, I can't make it tonight - I have too good a parking sport."

"See how virtual reality makes it feel like you're actually falling."

'Bloody Climbing Experience Gifts. Bloody grand children. Why couldn't they have given me a pair of slippers!'

Hello, is that the RAC?

"Do you believe in love at first fright?"

'Oh, Tom was supposed to go hunting with you today? Just a minute, I'll see if he's home.'

Look before you leap.

'How about a date tonight?. . . Well, how about tomorrow then?'