Thrill Avoiders T-Shirts

"I'm done with experiences. Next year just get me a thing."

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

'Cannonball!'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Chiller Theatre

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

The rocket powered skiier

Rock Climber

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"Marco ..."

Extreme Bungy

On the brink.

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

End the Winter Blues

Goldfish bowl on raft...