"I'm done with experiences. Next year just get me a thing."
Thrill Avoiders Gifts
Searching for the ideal gift for someone who dodges thrill-seeking adventures? Our collection features playful mugs, cozy pillows, stylish t-shirts, and captivating prints that humorously or thoughtfully acknowledge their preference for calm, comfort, and avoiding high-adrenaline situations.
"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."
"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."
Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf
"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"
'Cannonball!'
A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell
M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.
Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance
'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.
Working in the Hazard Zone!
Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?
Chiller Theatre
"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"
Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).
Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."
Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.
The rocket powered skiier
"I've got a bad feeling about this."
'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'
Extreme Bungy
"Marco ..."
"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"
In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.
'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!
Rock Climber
"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."
...the all-terrain skateboard.
Bears going water skiing.
"Hawaiian hitchhiker."
Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre
Goldfish bowl on raft...
'Did you watch the horror movie?'
Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.
Stop! Stop what? Do not change the channel! Sex, death, harrowing footage of the most remarkable story you've ever seen, tattoos, rock-n-roll, action, action, action! It's all coming right up, right after this five second break for station identification. Five seconds ... You're watching Rock Television. And now back to our ... bored. Welcome to ABC. We've got thrills, action, more thrills ... Click. I've got your action right here. We've created a monster. Click click click click click cl-
Thrill Avoiders Gifts Collection
Thrill Avoiders Mugs
Looking for more relaxing gifts? Check out our collection of mugs perfect for thrill avoiders, packed with witty sayings and cozy vibes.
Thrill Avoiders Pillows
Add comfort to your home with our pillows collection, featuring designs that embrace the laid-back lifestyle of thrill avoiders.
Thrill Avoiders Prints
Find the perfect print to celebrate calm and quiet moments—beautiful pieces for thrill avoiders to enjoy and display.
Thrill Avoiders T-Shirts
Discover more fun and stylish options in our t-shirt collection, designed for thrill avoiders who love relaxed, witty fashion.