Reluctant Socialite Pillows

'What do you mean 'what time are we leaving?' - we've only just got here...'

"You're going to the Partner's Social whether you like it or not!"

"At least try to act as if you are pleased to be here."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

"I keep telling her she should do something with her stupid little online pieces."

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

'Before I read the investment committee's report - I would remind everyone that I never asked to be on this damn committee.'

After two years on zooms, Arthur was having trouble coping with face to face networking again. . .

"She stood me up. I hosed off my Crocs for nothing."

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

"Me: I never get invited to anything Also me: Sorry, I'm so tired, think I'll stay in."

"We're in the city now, Bob—stop making eye contact with everyone."

'You should consider yourself most fortunate - I don't often do things for charity!'

Hello- I'm a Wreck.

He's shy. I always have to drag him to these things, kicking and screaming.

'You have to get out more and meet new people you can find fault with.'

'I've got to go, Mom - my playgroup called an emergency meeting,'

Sermon Today: Include God In Your Next Selfie.

A guest departing a party.

"Welcome, comadres, to this first meeting of the Very Wise Latina League!"

"I always wanted power, but now, I don't know, the trappings of power may be enough."

'Living together might work out, Randy, but I could never comply with a whole MARRIAGE!'

"Do I love myself or is it lust?"

"She might have stayed longer if you answered the door with your pants on."

'I'm home from a mind-numbing day at the office, ready to watch some mind-numbing TV.'

The Kings Head.

"We are looking for volunteers to give up their seats and not attend some college friend's wedding in Chicago."

Champagne Lifestyle on a lemonade income.

Lifestyles of the rich and famous... lifestyles of everyone else.

"Don't you remember? We were at Herb and Sally's."