Reluctant Entertainer Pillows

"They never showed up-they were the perfect guests."

'I'm home from a mind-numbing day at the office, ready to watch some mind-numbing TV.'

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"Nobody at school will laugh at me."

'...I don't want people to get the impression that I'm so passionate about my work that I'll be taking it with me!...'

Desk boxes: 'In', 'Out', and 'What ever'.

'As long as I stand here I'm safe. . . no stress. . . no pressure. . . no need to impress. . . I can just relax and be who I am. . .'

'Before I read the investment committee's report - I would remind everyone that I never asked to be on this damn committee.'

"She stood me up. I hosed off my Crocs for nothing."

"You're going to the Partner's Social whether you like it or not!"

Ventriloquism for Dummies.

'I couldn't decide what to wear to work so I just didn't go.'

"My art speaks for itself."

Hunting - Man asked to go hunting by his wife

He's shy. I always have to drag him to these things, kicking and screaming.

"Every year it's the same story...dangerous situations. Slippery slopes. Inescapable traps. Horrible creatures. But I trudge forward because no matter what...it's hard to avoid the first day of school."

"Do I love myself or is it lust?"

"This could be a job for....Slothman. Nahhh."

'You can't do this to me, Arlene! -- I'm not the outdoorsy TYPE!'

"I'm writing a book on everything I don't know about technology. It's a lot longer than I originally thought."

"Next up is Alex's dad who's going to tell us all about the job that he has and feels desperately trapped in."

"Archie always understands when I tell him I'm dog tired."

'We don't want to give the presentation. We don't know that much stuff.'

This week, House Manager Blowviatt has been asked to avoid the appearance of playing to the cameras.

'Living together might work out, Randy, but I could never comply with a whole MARRIAGE!'

'A clown? What makes you think you could be a clown?'

"Sorry, I can't make it tonight - I have too good a parking sport."

"For Christ's sake, Bob, tuck your shirt in."

'I hate flying. Thank God for terra firma ... or terra mushy ...'

"So I take it you won't be going to the staff Christmas party!"

'Bloody Climbing Experience Gifts. Bloody grand children. Why couldn't they have given me a pair of slippers!'

"I really should call my mother — I just don’t want to talk to her."

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